What would Christmas be without the emotionally challenged? Last week, a woman picked up her Xanax and said, “you can tell the holidays are coming.” Just like everything else, gets earlier and earlier every year. Considering my Nonsense lately, I think there’s an ICD-10 category with my name on it under the tree.
On a different, yet similarly themed note, my Christmas cards are officially completed. I decided to go basic this year – boxed cards / no picture. Hallmark, of course. Unknown to me, my envelopes for one of the designs had an awful red bird and snowflake motif. I decided it provided that ‘twist’ I try to strive for every year. I’m just happy to get them done. I so want to put 2017 behind me.
Enough with the random rambling, on with the Challenged Christmas Carols. Feel free to … sing a long?!
- Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?
- Multiple Personality Disorder — We Three Kings Disoriented Are
- Dementia —I Think I’ll Be Home for Christmas
- Narcissistic — Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
- Manic — Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and . . .
- Paranoid — Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
- Borderline Personality Disorder — Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
- Personality Disorder — You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why
- Attention Deficit Disorder — Silent Night, Holy OOOOOOOOh look at the Froggy, can I have chocolate, why is France so far away?
- Obsessive Compulsive Disorder — Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell …
