Being a pharmacist, I hear more than my share from customers about their irregularity issues.
Being a father, I’ve heard more than my share of childhood pooping issues.
Being a blogger, I feel the need to share the fact that taking a shit IS a known issue and at least ONE available resource is working on it.
If you aren’t squatting, you’re doing it wrong!
Squatty Potty is the original toilet stool that helps you squat to poop. Squatting unkinks the colon making elimination faster and easier. The Squatty Potty is available in a variety of sizes and styles, so you can find the stool that is right for you.
Isn’t it time you enhance your entire bathroom experience?
Make sure to grab some Unicorn Gold toilet spray. Made with real gold, it’s non-toxic formula will make your bathroom smell like a freshly fallen rainbow. Finally, you can get the clean you deserve with our easy to install Refresh-it bidet attachment. Don’t forget to check out our tee shirts, unicorn plush toy and other merchandise.
If you’re a human who poops from your butt, then the Squatty Potty is guaranteed to give you the best poop of your life.
https://www.squattypotty.com/?gclid=CJS1irb-o9MCFQEPaQodktoF9Q
Now that my kids are grown, you would think the topic of anything remotely related to the bathroom would be totally off limits. Spoiler alert: it isn’t – not even for my wife. Unfortunately. Neither is that website – T-shirts and stuffed animals? Shit,man. (pun intended) And, the whole Unicorn Gold toilet spray … . It’s all a bit much for me.
Personally, I have never heard about this ‘bathroom aide’ until my daughter received a Squatty Potty as a birthday present from a friend. Once again, yes, you read that correctly. She received a Squatty Potty as a birthday present. Remember these are teen aged girls. Their sense of humor can be … awkward, to say the least. But, there are alot more topics that would garner concern from a parental standpoint. So, I’m good.
I still have that hip issue. This Squatty Potty thing is not for me. Besides, I’m a dude. Generally, we don’t talk about THIS bodily function openly. Now, if you want to talk belching and/or farting, I can definitely hold my own. Otherwise, I’ll save my potty talk for those constipated pharmacy customers.
Time to … flush?!
