Full name: Melvin Victor Humphrey
Hair color: Gray – touch of ‘pepper’, but very little. Also, MPB (horseshoe head) goin’ on.
Height: 5′ 8″
Weight: 230lbs – dominant beer belly; full face
Occupation: retired accountant
Eye color: blue – with glasses; thick glasses
Fashion: Plaid/Hawaiian Shirt, Bermuda shorts, white sock – sandals. Possible baseball hat/fishing hat – only profile topic debated.
Mannerisms: sighs heavily – often; soft spoken, yet irritated when asked to repeat something
Marital status: divorced – happened later in life when children (2) were grown. Ex-wife happily living in The Villages, FL.
Hobbies: wants to enjoy water activities – boating, fishing, etc – and golf, but does neither. He’s too cheap to spend his money. Remember, he was an accountant. Instead, he sits on his deck, reading Louis L’Amour novels feet inside a blow up pool filled with tepid water. By the way, those trusty socks and sandals are within arms reach.
Medical History: High Blood Pressure, Seasonal allergies, borderline diabetes
Pharmacy: Where else? I AM his favorite pharmacist, of course. (note: sarcastic tone)
