Well, I found the Christmas pickle. Legend has it 2019 will be … lucky? To be perfectly honest, I did the decorating. The pickle wasn’t too hard to find, either. I just unpacked the box. Technically, I found the silly thing. Besides, I AM so overdue for a good year. Give me a solid month, maybe just a week – I’ve been … nice?
I decided to be very casual with my Christmas cards this year. I purchased a few fun 6 packs. When those run out, I’ll get some New Years card 6 packs. If I’m still in the mode come February, there’s always Valentine’s Day, baby.
My random rambling updates are complete. On with the Challenged Christmas Carol tradition. Once again, feel free to sing a long. Remember what Buddy the Elf says, “The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear.”
- Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?
- Multiple Personality Disorder — We Three Kings Disoriented Are
- Dementia —I Think I’ll Be Home for Christmas
- Narcissistic — Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
- Manic — Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and . . .
- Paranoid — Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
- Borderline Personality Disorder — Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
- Personality Disorder — You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why
- Attention Deficit Disorder — Silent Night, Holy OOOOOOOOh look at the Froggy, can I have chocolate, why is France so far away?
- Obsessive Compulsive Disorder — Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell …
I’m not be judgy, but I’m thinkin’ Buddy has a few of these melodies memorized.
Merry Christmas!