Dec 01, 2016
- (item) trash container in car
- (reason) obnoxious – in the way
- (where) neighborhood garbage can on way out of town
- (commentary) foreshadowing of things to … change
Jan 13, 2017
- ugly ass sweater
- dated and ugly
- hotel garbage can in Brighton, MI
- did I say it was ugly?
Feb 01, 2017
- ‘carpenter’ jeans
- faded, dated, high-waisted
- garbage can at home
- I can’t hammer shit. Why do I need carpenter jeans?
March 07, 2017
- flannel pajama pants
- crotch seam ripped when I squatted down to pick something up
- garbage can at home
- my buns of concrete really are that strong
March 22, 2017
- Born loafers I only wore to work because they were so damn ugly
- smelly, ugly as fuck, uncomfortable
- gym locker room – one in each garbage can
- I’m glad there wasn’t a third garbage can. Hmm… .
March 24, 2017
- dark brown khaki Dockers ‘pants’ that no one would ever refer to as ‘nice’
- ugly, of course, dated, and the waistband clasp broke
- where else – gym locker room garbage can – only one was needed
- actually, I broke the clasp myself. It was hanging on by a thread. I had a moment. I’m better now. Oh, I pitched the ugly ass belt I wore that day, too.
In case anyone is wondering, I DID have clothes to wear when I left the gym after each incident. Okay?
March 26, 2017
- ice cream scoop
- relatively new purchase
- broke in half as I was scooping ice cream
- totally an accident – I harbored no ill-will toward that scoop
