1. Schizophrenia —- Do You Hear What I Hear?
2. Amnesia —- I Don’t Know if I’ll be Home for Christmas
3. Narcissistic —- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
4. Manic —- Deck the Halls …. and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and …
5. Paranoid —- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
6. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder —-Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells …
7. Social Anxiety Disorder —- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas while I Sit Here and Hyperventilate.
And they’re all medicated – hopefully
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year
