Christmas Carols for the … psychologically challenged

 

1. Schizophrenia —- Do You Hear What I Hear?
2. Amnesia —- I Don’t Know if I’ll be Home for Christmas
3. Narcissistic —- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
4. Manic —- Deck the Halls …. and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and           Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and …
5. Paranoid —- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
6. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder —-Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells …
7. Social Anxiety Disorder —- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas while I Sit Here and Hyperventilate.

 

And they’re all medicated – hopefully

 

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

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