Why did the frog take the bus to work?
because his car got – wait for it – toad.
(courtesy of Roy’s for the marquess musing, And, Barney Stinson for the delayed punchline)
- I am Adam Thomas and I am once again picking purple peppers from my garden. Unfortunately, there is neither a peck nor purpose to this fact.*
- I haven’t been to the Farmer’s Market yet this season. It’s all good. I think I would have serious rage if I went and saw the inane parking by those fucking citidots. I’m having issues driving to the grocery store – less than 1 mile away. Then, I actually have to go inside and shop. Fuck that shit! Why on earth would I go to the Farmer’s Market and subject myself willingly to that cluster of a tourist fuck?
(insert: heavy sigh)
Good news – my first edit is almost complete. It’s taken a tad longer than anticipated, but I am excited to be done. And, to have it read by someone other than myself!
*Oh, I have potatoes, too. #waytogo,idaho!