Our coffee is as hot as your girlfriend’s sister.
and
Our beer is as cold as your ex’s heart.
Neither of these inspirational phrases need additional commentary. Though I’m unsure which made me smile wider. Hot coffee is key, but the cold heart, I mean beer, is classic.
*Roy’s is a general store/gas station that’s been a staple here in Traverse for years. I don’t know who’s been gettin’ philosophical, but keep it up. It’s hilarious!
